Sex toys… like you’ve never seen before!

Bored of your old dildo and you’re looking from something better? Maybe something a bit on the wild side… that’s gonna make your senses explode and lead you to the happy land of never ending orgasms! Something that you’ve never seen or tried before…

Seems pretty impossible sometimes… right? My dildo collection can back that up… dunno what’s NOT in there! 😉

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The Japanese came up with an earth shattering kind of sex toy!

You know how it goes… some of us like vanilla sex… some like BDSM… some like it in a group…. and some love it by themselves!

But how do you manage to keep being diverse while playing by yourself? How can we make masturbating cool after we’ve done it for so long and we’ve run out of ideas?

I’ll tell you how… by spicing things up with some sex toys… the kind of sex toys that change your perspective on life and make you cum over and over again! The kind invented by the Japanese!!!

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Yes! When it comes to porn they are widely known for their tastes… So it’s no surprise they came out with such a powerful pleasuring tool… Continue reading

Dildos… dildos everywhere on the streets of Austin, Texas!

If it’s a matter of choice… I’ll always go for #CocksOverGlocks!!! Like everybody in Austin, Texas is doing!!!

But why the sudden interest in dildos & carrying them in public for numerous weeks in a row?

Well… the thing is some smartass thought it was a pretty good idea to allow students to carry guns when going to classes…

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So if guns are allowed… PUBLIC ORGASMS ARE TOO! And for that you need a sex toy to help you fit all that pleasure under the desk! One or 4000 to be more precise! Continue reading

This might be James Franco’s debut as a lesbian porn director!

James Franco “literally can’t open his eyes enough to see who he’s fucking.”, an actress said about the libertine actor’s adventurous sex life.

Keeping that in mind, take a next step and image how a video for a song called I’m a sword swallower for his band Daddy could look through his eyes.

Remember, ladies and gents, he is a well-known pussy lover and pussy advocate routing for gender equality.

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Another hint: he’s a sucker for dildo and strapon action and has a soft spot for powerful chicks. Intrigued already?

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