Sex toys… like you’ve never seen before!

Bored of your old dildo and you’re looking from something better? Maybe something a bit on the wild side… that’s gonna make your senses explode and lead you to the happy land of never ending orgasms! Something that you’ve never seen or tried before…

Seems pretty impossible sometimes… right? My dildo collection can back that up… dunno what’s NOT in there! 😉

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Lost vibrator during anal – finders, keepers!

I’m all about anal exploration. I love how you can push boundaries and get that tight little butthole stretched beyond the limits you thought were there. But sometimes the road you can go on can be really dangerous… you might just get stuck in a tunnel because your car is too big for that narrow path…

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That’s pretty much what happened to a poor young woman who ended up with a vibrator stuck in her ass. Together with her boyfriend, they came up with pretty hilarious ideas of how to get it out… A kitchen fork handle and barbecue prongs were useless instruments, but they sure made everything seem even more ridiculous and funny.

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Oh, anal, look at what you’re making people do! Fortunately, Emma is okay now, and after a short surgery she’s determined to be more careful in the future. As for the subject of ass pounding, she’s open and dismisses the taboo. You go girl!

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I was going to make an anal joke, butt fuck it.

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Dildos… dildos everywhere on the streets of Austin, Texas!

If it’s a matter of choice… I’ll always go for #CocksOverGlocks!!! Like everybody in Austin, Texas is doing!!!

But why the sudden interest in dildos & carrying them in public for numerous weeks in a row?

Well… the thing is some smartass thought it was a pretty good idea to allow students to carry guns when going to classes…

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So if guns are allowed… PUBLIC ORGASMS ARE TOO! And for that you need a sex toy to help you fit all that pleasure under the desk! One or 4000 to be more precise! Continue reading