Enjoying porn at Home Depot like a pro!

You know how everyone’s raving right now over connected devices? SmartHomes… SmartPhones or even SmartCars? Yeah! It’s hard not to love a car that knows to drive itself when you’re hungover… a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t need supervising and a phone that can help you with almost everything (I know what you’ve got in your mobile browsing history… and I KNOW that it’s porn!!!).

That’s why there’s no wonder the guys from Home Depot were so excited to try out every smart appliance they had in their store… And they literally used every feature in there…

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Until they started looking at porn… from their fridge! Continue reading

Horny Smurfs take over the streets for huge orgy!

So here’s the thing guys… every now and then… everyone gets in the mood for weird shit!

And yes… I know weird means something else for everyone… but you can’t say alien porn…. dog porn… and even cat porn doesn’t fall in that category! 😉

But guys… I know you’re thinking that I’m into dog porn… but I’m not… and this time it’s not about me… it’s about smurf porn!

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Yep… you heard me right… if you thought it was just some wild fantasy, let me please you by telling you that it’s pretty real! And it took over the streets! Continue reading