Keep your dick warm with these special knitted goodies

Winter is right around the corner and it’s pretty inevitable not to feel the chilling waves coming from up north… Every year it’s the same… first there’s some rain and then it all turns into winter wonderland in no time… and that’s the exact moment your dick decides to minimize and disappear somewhere it’s warm…

And it’s not that I don’t appreciate a good surprise and be stunned by a growing dick… it’s the cold that I’m having some issues with… So… if we already have this tiny bit of info… why not be prepared this time and keep ourselves warm during the cold winter time… with more than just some regular clothes…

How about using some special warmers this time… Like this scarf here that’s both practical and fashionable…

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Or this dick warmer that will help you get over those cold nights and help your dick keep its natural size without wanting to hide deep inside… Continue reading

Brussels woke up to a bunch of dicks!

Let’s face it… waking up with a hard dick in your face is pure heaven!

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All of those well-defined veins and that tensioned ‘muscle’ that’s ready to burst makes for a great mood! And if it happens for you to see that everywhere you go… You just might have a really beautiful life… if you ask me!!!

Just like these guys from Brussels are having! Cause see dicks on the buildings of their beautiful town! Continue reading

There’s a new sex game in town: Park your dick in that cock garage!

Games have sure cum a long way since the snake era…

And while there might be plenty of sex-related video games on the internet right now, this one definitely takes the cake for the most hilarious one.:)

Genital Jousting is about penetrating ass holes with surgeon-like precision and looks like a fun multiplayer game to try with both your female and male friends.

That is of course, if they are open-minded and can leave aside the fact that, this game is basically about a bunch of dicks chasing each other around in all kinds of funny outfits. From regular t-shirts… to fancy tuxedos and even dresses.

The release date was set for April 2016… But until then, here’s a little preview….

 

If you are still wondering how is it that you score, well … the purpose is to lock your cock in between those sweet cherry buttocks. 😛

When that happens, the game makes a really funny sound effect and every player involved in the “penetration” gets points.

I just hope that it will come in 3 difficulty levels… easy, medium, and hard.

And if you are wondering how is it that those pulsating dicks find their way into the tight ass hole… it’s because their heads have developed tunnel vision after getting so balls-deep in other holes. 🙂

XOXO,

Emma

This guy’s banana is so heavy you can’t lift it!

Guys say size matters…. girls say you only have to know how to play with it… but what’s the truth? 😛

Is it better if it’s huge?

Or maybe you’ll just go small and not break your pussy in half!!!

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But what if we’re talking about a MONSTER cock? 😉 😉

Don’t believe there’s such a thing? Think again! Cause there’s a guy in Berlin who did all his best to see his dick from space!

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Yep… that shit’s real!!! You didn’t think only babes could fill their boobs with silicone, right?

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I bet fitting that huge banana inside a pussy it’s a unearthly experience!

You’re WelCum! ^_^

Mia

 

Genitals can talk now!!! And consent is their favorite subject!

Still a bit confused if no means no? Or yes? 😉 😉

Don’t worry… you’re not alone!! There was a time when girls used to act like they didn’t want anything when in fact they did… So it’s hard not to be confused sometimes…

No more teasing! You can take what you want! Now it’s about getting your dick in that pussy and those hands on a pair of boobs!!!

But does she really want it?

 

 

If she goes like this… I bet she wants it HARD and FAST!!!

You’re WelCum! ^_^

Mia