Dirty Hallmark cards with Asa Akira

It’s high time someone went to Hallmark and proposed an interactive series of cards with pornstars and their words of wisdom.

Truth is, there are many occasions in which they are spot on. Take gorgeous Asian cookie Asa Akira, for example.

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Doesn’t she look like the happy and bright school girl every mother dreamed of?

The perfect one for any kind of holiday card! ‘Cause her Tweets fit for multiple occasions.

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How would a “get well soon card” sound like? Maybe after a visit to the proctologist… Continue reading

80’s masturbation Apple video game is everything you’ll wanna play!

Today I want to invite you on a quick ride with the time machine. I want to take you back to 1986, give you a Macintosh, and let you have fun like we did before the internet, with a good old video game. I hear Castlevania is all the hype this year, or maybe The Legend of Zelda if you’re into adventures… you’re bored already? Ok, I admit, I have a better idea.

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The pretty digital babe above is Maxie, the main character in this porn video game called “MacPlaymate”, which was accidentally found by a lucky guy who bought a vintage Mac online. Players could strip the babe, satisfy her with sex toys and helping hands, add other characters (like that weird pool ball head tiny guy or another hot chick for some satisfying lesbian love) or dress her up in fetish costumes. Wanna give it a try? Continue reading

Indulge your appetite for fetish with Beijing’s first BDSM restaurant

Ah, BDSM… the salt and pepper of sex, turning vanilla into spicy with all these kinky games… I’ve always been fascinated by this world, I love all the costumes, toys and paraphernalia, not to mention the actual sex which is divine, pain and pleasure do wonders together!

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Imagine if you could combine this fetish love with another simple pleasure of life… food. That’s exactly what 27 year old Chinese woman Lu Lu had in mind when she opened Beijing’s first BDSM themed restaurant, Ke’er, dedicated to the younger clientele who’s more open minded and willing to explore their sexualities. The restaurant is decorated with lots of kinky objects which I’m sure arouse the mind of the clients. I’m sure I wouldn’t be able to eat while staring at handcuffs and not think about how I wanna get tied up and fucked… Continue reading